Chicken Poop for the Soul Story #22 A Czikenfri Stake

Chicken Poop Story #22

A Czikenfri Stake

As president of the national academy for the advocacy of Czikenfri people, I speak with a message of hope.Czikenfri have suffered from centuries of oppression, neglect, prejudice, and underexposure in TV situation comedies. Our people deserve a greater stake in America's future, and I am happy to report that we have recently made some very substantial progress.

Grand Poo-Bah of the Czikenfri

Our lobbying efforts have resulted in many real gains. Due to our national boycotts, letters to the editor, and mass whining, elite schools such as Harvard and MIT have agreed to annually enroll the top ten illiterate gratuates from Czikenfri high schools. We have also raised Csikenfri awareness by renaming all interstate service roads after our later esteemed leader, Kernel Sanderz, and by creating an annual Kernel Sanderz holiday that all Americans devoutly celebrate as they romp on the beach.

We have also won cash reparations of $1.50 apiece to all those 12th generation descendents of those Czikenfri who were ignobly shipped off to American from the principiate of Solbbakia in the 17th century by the evil King Popeye.

Finally, since it is well known that the French have an aversion to anything Czikenfried, our people have developed an allergic reaction to seeing any symbols of their hated repression. Thus, congress has passed laws barring the display of the French Flag in our public facilities.

Now that we have addressed our problems by banning all jokes, innuendoes, stereotypes, and bad puns about Czikenfri, and as we fine and imprison those who think we are a bunch of dumb clucks, we will be on the road to getting the respect we deserve.



		Chicken Poop Story #22 A Czikenfri Stake

As president of the national academy for the advocacy of Czikenfri people, I speak with a message of hope.Czikenfri have suffered from centuries of oppression, neglect, prejudice, and underexposure in TV situation comedies. Our people deserve a greater stake in America's future, and I am happy to report that we have recently made some very substantial progress.



			Grand Poo-Bah of the Czikenfri

	Our lobbying efforts have resulted in many real gains. Due to our national boycotts, letters to the editor, and mass whining, elite schools such as Harvard and MIT have agreed to annually enroll the top ten illiterate gratuates from Czikenfri high schools. We have also raised Csikenfri awareness by renaming all interstate service roads after our later esteemed leader, Kernel Sanderz, and by creating an annual Kernel Sanderz holiday that all Americans devoutly celebrate as they romp on the beach. We have also won cash reparations of $1.50 apiece to all those 12th generation descendents of those Czikenfri who were ignobly shipped off to American from the principiate of Solbbakia in the 17th century by the evil King Popeye. Finally, since it is well known that the French have an aversion to anything Czikenfried, our people have developed an allergic reaction to seeing any symbols of their hated repression. Thus, congress has passed laws barring the display of the French Flag in our public facilities. Now that we have addressed our problems by banning all jokes, innuendoes, stereotypes, and bad puns about Czikenfri, and as we fine and imprison those who think we are a bunch of dumb clucks, we will be on the road to getting the respect we deserve.