Schizophrenia: Brain disorder, genetic in origin, that results in hallucinations, paranoia, and self destructive behavior. In earlier years, was cured by connecting your brain to two nine volt batteries, toxic drugs, and a steady diet of Ron Howard movies. Now, sufferers have an option of more humane treatments including modern anti-psychotic drugs, psychotherapy, support groups of like minded sufferers such as Republican party caucuses, and Dr. Phil's Nine Step 'Schizophrenia is a Choice' cure.
